Seismic Twitch

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On the outside wall of a gas station in the Laurel Highlands in PA

Do you have a good one? He does.

For those who thought that Canadians are gentle, kind and polite…

and an irreverent view of religion

For those who like Star Trek old school and those who like Monty Python and the Holy Grail, this is for you.

I’ve been downloading graphics at Glitter Graphics. This one struck my funny bone and I had to share. Ok, I didn’t have to share. I wanted to.

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They fail to take into account that I’d be very careful about where I was. You can be certain I’d be tripping a whole lot of people to get away.

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Rather than try to think of something original to say, I stole this from Java…for your edification. Yeah. That’s it. For your benefit.

I’m not quite ready to be part of the blogging community yet. However as I was going through my old emails, sorting the wheat from the chaff, I found a bit of wild oat that I found amusing:

(Warning: Contains naughty words…:-)))

1. Ahhh…I see the fuck-up fairy has visited us again…

2. I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce.

3. How about never? Is never good for you?

4. I see you’ve set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

5. I’m really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.

6. I’ll try being nicer if you’ll try being smarter.

7. I’m out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message…

8. I don’t work here. I’m a consultant.

9. It sounds like English, but I can’t understand a word you’re saying.

10. I can see your point, but I still think you’re full of shit.

11. I like you. You remind me of me when I was young and stupid.

12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.

13. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don’t give a damn.

14. I’m already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

15. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.

16. Thank you. We’re all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.

17. The fact that no one understands you doesn’t mean you’re an artist.

18. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.

19. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?

20. I’m not being rude. You’re just insignificant.

21. It’s a thankless job, but I’ve got a lot of Karma to burn off.

22. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.

23. No, my powers can only be used for good.

24. You sound reasonable… Time to up the medication.

25. Who me? I just wander from room to room.