Archive for the ‘spam’ Category

6 February

So, Should I? :)

TRANS MEDIA CONSULTANCY SARL
LEGAL PRACTITIONER, SOLICITORS, ADVOCATES,
LEGAL CONSULTANT OF THE SUPREME COURT,
ELEPHANT CHAMBERS,
TRECH SACARICE COTONOU BENIN REPUBLIC ( WEST AFRICA )
NAME: Advocat Zonsou Kpadenou

Attn;

With much sincerity & transpirency, this information required power of attorney from you dully signed to enable us deal with the person you sent.

The humble gentleman, English citizen came to our bureau here in Benin republic and stated that you sent him to claim and have the fund transfer via special envoy arrangement on transit to Heathrow airport London confidentially.

Our bureau are hereby demanding for power of attorney stating that you sent Mr Thomas Whitehead to claim the fund and moreover that you are not interested in your inheritance fund.

So we want to clarify from you if you are actually the sender of the this person Mr Thomas Whitehead to our bureau,

Your earliest response required as this will enable us ascertain the real situability of things,

Best Regards

Advocat Zonsou Kpadenou

6 April

Holy Snapping Spam, Batman!

I just had to delete 58 spam comments that the spam catcher got. i guess my whine about my cold was informative to a certain segment of the population because they all said that it was not only informative, but they were going to bookmark it. Isn’t that amazing?

We’ve made a lot of purchases because of having money again. Of all the ones we’ve made the latest one was the most timely. We bought two 4 place setting sets of dishes tonight. This is just in the nick of time since the old Corelle dinnerware we bought in 2001 are now shattering when they fall to the floor. Keep in mind all of our floors are hardwood. The only things other than the plates that have broken like that were thin glass bowls. Everything else survives, including some rather brittle plastic. Corelle’s selling point is that it’s hard to break. I guess with age that selling point is moot. We’ve had two shatter (not just break, the pieces were quite wide spread) in the past two weeks. So instead of giving away the remaining plates and bowls, we’re going to throw them out. We don’t want to inflict their fragility on other people. It’s too bad too, they were good plates.

I have a new purse. Yes, I know I got a new purse a little while ago, but that purse wasn’t totally what I wanted. Sure it had pockets galore (which I love) but it had short straps and was vinyl, so it got very crisp when the weather got really cold. My new purse is leather with a cloth interior. The cloth appears to be more heavy duty than most of the bags I looked at. It has enough pockets for things and has a really nice long shoulder strap. It can not only hang from my shoulder but be put over my head and hang like a courier bag. Yay!

Boy found a copy of Bejeweled Twist for DS in the sale bin at London Drugs last night. Yeah. I hate him. I love him, but I hate him. You get three guesses what I was doing during my down time at work today. The first two don’t count. It was weird going back to playing the ordinary game on my computer while I waited for tabs to load. Did I tell you I got a “new” DS? Boy got a new version (it has more bells and whistles or something) and gave me his older one. My old DS (also previously Boy’s) had a broken hinge so I had to play it flat. This one doesn’t have a broken hinge so I can have it propped open. My games are Pokemon Pearl, Brain Age 1 and 2, Animal Crossing and now Bejewled Twist. I’m so l33t.

We got pink t-shirts today. They’re to wear on April 13 as part of the anti-bullying campaign. You can read more about it at Avenue Community Centre for Gender and Sexual Diversity. It’s an awesome campaign. Wear pink on that day to show that you’re against bullying of children, teens and adults on the basis of perceived (or real) sexual identity. So rock on and wear your pink shirt!

I want to get back to reading blogs. I wanted to make sure I blogged about the plates. If you have the Corelle clear plates you might want to get rid of them if they’re over a certain age. Like I said, we’ve owned ours for a little under 10 years (and who knows how long they were warehoused before being shipped to the store) and they’re not doing to well in the break department. They lasted a good long time though.

Well shit. There are no boxes to click on to choose categories.

15 February

Ye Olde Spam Bin

Guess what’ in mine.

Some guy with some major issues:

BOYCOTT AMERICAN WOMEN
Why American men should boycott American women

http://boycottamericanwomen.blogspot.com/

I am an American man, and I have decided to boycott American women. In a nutshell, American women are the most likely to cheat on you, to divorce you, to get fat, to steal half of your money in the divorce courts, don’t know how to cook or clean, don’t want to have children, etc. Therefore, what intelligent man would want to get involved with American women?

American women are generally immature, selfish, extremely arrogant and self-centered, mentally unstable, irresponsible, and highly unchaste. The behavior of most American women is utterly disgusting, to say the least.

This blog is my attempt to explain why I feel American women are inferior to foreign women (non-American women), and why American men should boycott American women, and date/marry only foreign (non-American) women.

BOYCOTT AMERICAN WOMEN!

Then there are the usual “interesting post” and “I’m bookmarking your site” because I have such scintillating words on very important topics. Too bad they all write the same thing regardless of the product/service they want to inflict on the world.

The ubiquitous porn offer from “sexyflics.com/blog/horny-black-bitches-and-stallions” telling me I’m a great author. You can’t see it but I’m all a flutter and delicately fanning myself with my hands right now. I’m so flattered.

The next one is offering to do the writing for me. I guess they don’t think I’m good enough a writer. Or perhaps they think I’m a big time editor who publishes the works of other people who are great writers.

The last one was what created my need to create this great missive: “Get Rid of Sweaty Underarms for Good | Cure Excessive Sweating” Who can resist an opportunity like that?

Not me, that’s certain.

6 April

The Most Current Break

It wasn’t intentional but it was needed. I went to the Sociology Grad students’ seminar thing and found that it was quite interesting. I did a faux pas though. I fell asleep during one presentation. I didn’t snore but apparently I did snort once. I was so tired.

It was at this seminar that I realized how burnt out I have been the past year. I’ve been trying so hard to get work done but have been stymied by my own lack of oomph. So on the advise of another grad student and a couple of profs I took some time to myself and read for actual pleasure. I read the entire Harry Potter series, Devil’s Panties Volume 1, and am now going through Foxtrot treasuries that we have. It’s like allowing my brain to go on holidays. I’ll go back to work on the thesis proposal soon, but for now my brain is being happy.

Work is going ok. I got fired twice last week, but when I said “Cool, I can go home” my boss changed his mind. Dang.

This week I’m working evenings, which means that I’m going to be going in for my workouts in the mornings this week. So come Wednesday and Friday I’ll be at the PAC (Physical Activities Centre) at the university working my rather ample tush off on the elliptical machine and on the weight machines. It’s all turning out well. I’m getting back into clothes that I couldn’t fit into last summer and am beginning to get the start of muscle definition showing though the layers of fat.

One thing about working out at a gym where there are varsity sports teams and where kinesiology students learning you get some really awesome machines for weights. The weight machines are very specific in the muscles they work.

That’s really been about all going in my life. I’ve not been on the computer except to check my email every few days. I’ve not read blogs nor read comics since the last Friday of March. I think that’s the longest I’ve not been on the computer since 1995 when I started logging onto Bulletin Boards.

I found around 12 or more spam messages when I logged into my account today. Most of them were loan services. I realized that one of the spam filter things isn’t active and I have to get it going. I haven’t been this afflicted with spam since the old days on Blogger and leaving the word confirmation off. Hopefully doing the akismet thing will work.

Ta-RA

23 March

Spam Galore

This afternoon I decided to check out my comments because I’d seen a couple of spam there earlier. I went in and there were tons of the buggers!

Most of them were from people who insisted that I should go and buy their quality thesis papers. Really. I got through 4 years of undergrad with the whole “thou shalt not plagiarize” drummed into me and now that I’m a grad student they expect me to jeopardize my academic career on their “product” (and I use the term very loosely here).

The spam is getting very clever too. They make it seem like a legitimate comment that’s just general enough to adapt to the entry or with compliments about how they thought my entry was thought provoking. Too bad one of them picked one of the LOL cat postings. That sort of gave them away. Once I saw that and then recognized the patterns in the rest of them I deleted them.

The last was interesting. It wasn’t spam to promote a product or a service (loans were the rest of them) but a political spam. It was to a blog about Cuba’s politics. I went to Babble Fish and translated it. In essence it was a bit of a tirade about the author and the authors parents not having known any other president than Castro. Sadly it was in Spanish, not a language I am at all able with.

Along with that I went to look at my stats. Amazingly I still have people coming to my blog after the long, and much needed break. I got to wondering about who leaves spam and wondered who among those were the culprits. I know some places aren’t spammers because I know the ISP and they’re people I read. But the others…there are people who block their IP address and those are the ones I suspect. I bet they’re the ones trying to get me to compromise my academic honour, my credit rating and other silly things they are trying to get business doing.

Tomorrow is a workout day. I’m not looking forward to it. I never do. It involves leaving the house (first off). Then it involves me sweating. I hate sweating. And to cap it off I end up having really tired muscles for the day. Why can’t exercise be less onerous? Even the people I see doing it who are fit and stuff don’t look like they’re having any fun. This had better pay off in more than a good heart beat. I wanna be buff.

I wonder what kind of spam this entry is going to attract.

1 September

Nigeria Is Now In Asia

Betcha didn’t know that!

Good day,

I am Mr. Vincent Cheng Hoi Chuen, GBS, JP Chairman of the Hong Kong and
Shanghai Banking Corporation Limited.I have a transaction of mutual
benefit that worth 22.5 Million USD$, If interested please email me on
my personal Email: (***@yahoo.com.cn) I greet.

Best Regards,
Mr. Vincent Cheng

See? The potentate who had millions of dollars stashed away from the good people of Nigeria has moved to Hong Kong, changed his name and is now a vice-president of a bank. He’s no longer the widow of a corrupt chieftain either. I guess he’s had a sex reassignment as well.

Good thing too. I was very nearly going to fall for the Nigerian thing.

22 July

And Now We Return to Our Regular Programming

These past couple of days I’ve discovered that working graveyards is not very conducive to writing in my blog. When I’m usually writing I’m sleeping and when I’m usually sleeping, I’m working. It’s totally topsy turvy.

On Saturday night, after the deluge the city got (there were a few funnel clouds associated with that storm as well) 1.5 inches of rain in 20 minutes, Bran, Boy and I went for a nice long drive. I know that gas is expensive and all that, but I think we spent far less on gas than we would have for a movie, popcorn and pop for all of us. Anyway, we drove out westward and headed toward North Battleford. The extremely high humidity of the day created a couple of rather impressive fog banks. It was really neat and we got to use the fog lights. The fog was never thick enough to be a hazard, thank goodness.

On the way back into town we stopped so that Boy and Bran could take photographs of farm lights and such through the fog. While we were there the fog moved closer and closer until we were wrapped in the cool, moist cloudy air. While we were stopped there (Bran and Boy used the car as a stand because they didn’t bring the unipod or tripod with them) many cars went whizzing by. One car slowed down and stopped. The guy was the only one to stop and check if we were having trouble with the car.

Yesterday I went and saw my advisor/supervisor at school. It was good to see her again. I will be taking 18 credit units of classes per term. They are: Advanced research, Advanced theory (mandatory to all grad students in Sociology), Women in Law (mandatory to me by my supervisor – she’s teaching the class), and Advanced Criminology (because it’s dead interesting and despite having it as a 400 level class, I don’t have it as an 800 level class, nor do I have it from that particular professor, so I’m taking it). Now all I have to do is register for the classes. I’m also going to see if I can fit in Cree 102. I hope so.

Vegitarians, don’t read this next paragraph. Just skip down to whatever I’m going to come up with after this paragraph.

Now, for all the carnivores out there…on Sunday morning we had steak for breakfast. We’d been trying to get our spit together to barbecue the darned things but since Friday it didn’t work out (what with having a short monsoon on Saturday and all that on Saturday). Sunday morning I cut up and fried a huge pile of mushrooms (there were even leftover mushrooms – that never happens in our mushroom loving household!) and Bran fired up the old Weber grill. He cooked up the most tasty, most tender sirloin steaks ever! He sprinkled them with Montreal Steak Spice (if you can get this stuff in a grocery store, do it!) and cooked them to perfection. I even managed to get a couple sandwiches from the steak that I wasn’t able to finish.

Back to the regular entry without the consumption of animal flesh…

On the weekend it appears that our guys had some trouble keeping away from the booze. Three to be exact. Two of them didn’t have abstinence as part of their parole conditions, one, however, did. The two that didn’t were hauled away and spent time in the RCMP holding cells. The fourth, caught on Sunday night, has been sent back to prison to await the decision from the Parole Board to find out if he’s going to be revoked and go back to the pen or get a reprieve and come back. Either way, for now he’s gone. He is one of my favourite people there. He’s always trying to pull our chains and then grins and laughs when he succeeds or fails. He’s a hoot. I hope he comes back.

The two graveyard shifts really kicked my ass. Maybe it’s the heat making sleeping more difficult than it could be, maybe that it’s only two shifts, but when I finished my shift today I was dragging butt on the floor (not a pretty sight). The husband of one of my co-workers brought by coffee and doughnuts. I took full advantage of one of the large double/double javas he brought. It was a little bit of heaven in a cup. I didn’t have any of the doughnuts though. I wasn’t hungry.

Yesterday my copy of Shoah arrived from Korea. I spent most of last night’s shift watching the first 2 discs. I got about 1/2 way through the third disc when I had to pack it up and give the shift report to my co-worker. They arrived in good condition and I’m very happy with them. I just sent off an email (writing this reminded me) to the guy in Korea to let him know that they arrived in good order and I’m pleased.

Yesterday the car died, literally. Bran drove me to the university for me to see my adviser and then headed off gas up the car. After the car was filled up he went to start it and…nothing. There wasn’t even the click of the distributor trying to get the spark plugs going. He checked all the fuses and they were good. So he called CAA (it’s paying for itself already) and got a tow to their garage. This meant that I had to buy bus tickets and take the bus home.

I don’t mind taking the bus…much. It’s ok in fall, spring and winter, but in summer it can be somewhat uncomfortable. The city is replacing the older, un-air conditioned buses with newer buses with air conditioning but they tend to be on the express runs. There are a few on regular routes but there aren’t enough for all the routes yet. This meant that I was on a regular bus on a very hot day. I sat at the very back of the bus to take advantage of the tornado of wind coming in from the open windows. However, when the bus got to the downtown terminal it sat in the very hot sun for about 10 minutes until the scheduled leaving. By that time I was soaked in sweat. Luckily for me I didn’t have long before I was getting off the bus into the less than stifling heat of walking home in the shade of large elm trees.

The car was towed off and Bran was given a taxi ride courtesy of the CAA. The car was left at their garage. Today Bran called to see what was the cause of the problem…they couldn’t find it. The car is running just fine now. So the problem was either a loose connection or the damp had created something somewhere preventing things from getting going. When the car was inspected they noted that the U-joint (whatever that is) needed replacing so they’ll be doing that first thing in the morning. We should have the car home not long after that’s done.

I have tomorrow off, so I’m going to be setting up the backgrounds and photographing my jewelry. I figure that if I want it done I should do it myself, afterall, they’re my responsibility, right? Anyway, that’s what I’ll be doing. Of course, I’m going to need some help. Tomorrow night will be dedicated to editing the photos and hopefully they’ll be up Thursday. I know I’ve said that before, but I’m really wanting them up. You might have to wait until Saturday though. I have the root canal on Friday and I’m not sure how I’ll feel that day.

My comments are still broken. I don’t know what I did to bork them, but they’re well and truly borked. In any time that they aren’t borked I get spam. This means that sometimes it’s not borked. This also means that spammers are waiting for an opening and then leap in when things are open for a few seconds. Really, the only comments I’ve gotten are a few spam. Nertz!

I think that’s about all that’s happened since I last blogged.

Ta-Ra

19 July

I Think I’ve Done It!

I think I’ve finally got some of the spamming under control by putting some of the key spam words into the filters. I got up this morning and for once there were no spam. I feel especially good about this because yesterday was the record number of spam comments…64.

I’ve been working on getting my keyboard working properly. I finally have the space bar fixed and don’t have to spend half my time using the backspace key to go back and put a space in. However now my 6 key doesn’t want to work properly. It’s acting a whole lot like there’s something caught underneath it. I’ve taken the key up and checked and used the blower but that doesn’t change the abysmal action.

Our dear friend left town today. She’s headed to Alberta to visit family and then pick up her spouse and then go back home. I miss her already.

I picked up more earring findings and a couple of tools yesterday. I also got some amethyst beads and some moonstone. I didn’t get much in the way of jewelry made though. I spent most of my time organizing and cleaning up. I’m going to see about getting a board, asking Bran to drill a grid of holes into it and using that to make my own chandelier earring dangely things. I’m also going to see if I can get a few photos done up today and post on Esty.

That’s about it for now. I’m going to go back to bed. I work tomorrow night at midnight on the graveyard shift so I need to shift my hours up some.

Ta-Ra for now.

5 July

Fireworks

I’ve been getting inundated with spam in my comments the past couple of days. I’m glad I have them on moderation because it’s just nuts!

Here’s a quiz I got from Raincoaster (click my “others” button and you’ll find her there) heh…i said click my others button…

anyway..


What Your These Fireworks Say About You


You are deeply passionate about a few things in your life.
Everything else, you couldn’t care less about.

Your passions tend to hold steady over time. If anything, they intensify.
Once you hold on to something (or someone), you don’t let go!

4 February

My First Comments Spam

I’ve had my first spam in my comments. I wonder if this is a new trend that will be started with the non-beta beta format.

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